2 Girls 1 Blunt
2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast is hosted by Miami based stand up comedians, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade, two filthy fn st0nrs originally from Boston. Their raw, relatable, and unapologetic take on the dating scene, personal experiences, improving your mental health, and the end of the world will leave you laughing, crying, high on life, and apart of the smoke sesh.
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Episodes
218 episodes
Moving Out, Anxiety Meds, and Unhinged Would You Rather
The girls are back for their final episode in the studio — and they’re going out filthy. From moving chaos and Austin comedy burnout to UTIs, anxiety meds, and “would you rather” questions that get way too real, this one’s peak 2 Girls 1 Blunt ...
Dedrick Flynn on Being the Godfather of Chaos, and Why Wings Are Sacred
In this wild episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we’re joined by the chaotic and hilarious Dedrick Flynn, who shares insane stories of growing up in Georgia, being arrested over ten times, and inheriting family beefs like badges of honor. We get into t...
Kandyce August on Healing from Toxic Relationships, Trust Issues, and Choosing Better Love
Comedian Kandyce August joins the girls for a vulnerable and hilarious convo about breaking toxic dating patterns and building real emotional literacy. They unpack growing up with paranoia, navigating hyper-independence, and how therapy changed...
Jeff Dolezal on Fun in Love, and the Darkest Thoughts You Should Keep Inside
Comedian Jeff Dolezal joins the girls for a chaotic deep dive into the wildest corners of the human brain. From struggling with edible-induced existentialism to breaking down why some people absolutely deserve to be unfollowed mid-date...
Tight Lil Thang with Brent Reed
Jaime has a boyfriend — and we are screaming. In this episode, the girls spill all the tea: how he asked, why the numbers do matter (sorry not sorry), and what it’s really like being roommates with a couple when you’re the sin...
Trauma, Therapy & Chuck Norris in a Meat Bikini?? with Jon Carden
This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies sit down with comedian Jon Carden (Skankfest, Tammy’s Boy Podcast) for one of the most unfiltered and hilarious episodes yet. We dive into military marriages, cheating, childhood trauma, the...
Living Alone, Ugly Kids & Wild Zoo Controversy
In this episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies dive into everything from zoo scandals to ugly baby fears, all while navigating the chaos of adulthood.We kick things off with the viral Danish zoo controversy asking people to donate their...
Chris Silio on Winning Kill Tony’s Golden Ticket, Miami & Dating Blind
In this episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we sit down with Chris Silio — the newest Golden Ticket winner on Kill Tony — to talk about his big win, moving from Miami to Austin, and the wild reality of being a blind stand-up comic.Chris shares ...
Sydney Sweeney is a Psy Op
Is our podcast haunted… or are we just poor? In this chaotic episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, things spiral from prank calls and spirit sightings to deep dives on dolphins, AI, octopuses, and Sydney Sweeney’s "good genes."We have the hilario...
Trisha Paytas, Narcissist Exes & Psychic 555 Warnings
In this unfiltered episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, Emily and Jaime spiral from Omegle trauma to celebrity reincarnation theories. They share their worst throwback photos, roast their teenage selves, and debate whether Trisha Paytas is birthing the ...
Robot Wars, Leather Jackets & Timmy No Brakes
Comedian and character-king Timmy No Brakes joins the ladies for one of the most no brakes episode yet. From celibacy confessions to robot death matches, nothing is off the table.They talk s*x, stage fright, bombing on dates, and ...
Pee Showers, Fist Bumps, and Chemo Cooter: Too Much Info?
Welcome back to chaos, healing, and oversharing. In this week’s episode, Emily and Jamie take you on a journey through unsolicited voicemails, wild bodily functions, emotional trauma, and the most unhinged game of Super Fight you’ve ever heard....
Swingers, Conspiracies & AI Clones? w/comedian Gerard Michaels
This episode is one wild ride from start to finish. Comedian and political thinker Gerard Michaels joins the girls for a chaotic conversation covering everything from swingers and Fantasy Fest to the psyop of the American dream, dating in Miami...
The Bidet Mishap, B-hole Talk & Utah Gays with Scott Filmore
Brent Reed and Scott Fillmore join Emily and Jaime for the most unhinged episode yet! From impromptu courtroom drama to wild first date confessions, Utah gays, arrests, and food debates that will leave you starving — this episode is full of lau...
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This episode has everything: kissing the homies, mystery mushrooms, poop mishaps, and a surprise OnlyFans pitch mid-panic attack. Comedian Brent Reed joins the girls to talk about public bathroom trauma, threesomes gone weird, and the one time ...
Cool Beans & Hot Messes: How Men Fumble Love with Darius Bennett
In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of the 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, comedian Darius Bennett joins the ladies to break down the truth about modern dating, why men sabotage relationships, and how some people just got that dog in 'em.&nb...
JJ Curry on Comedy, Tampa's Strip Clubs, and Clean Comedy
Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have on the hilarious, JJ Curry who's fresh off a kiler set on Kill Tony. JJ is our good friend from Florida, we chat about meeting in a strip club, why JJ only sm*kes on 4/20, and how he started comedy out of the A...
Nun's the Problem
Hello gooses, silly or otherwise. We get into a listener's tea, determine if Emily should become a nun, and plan a vacation this podcast episode.
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Hello silly gooses! Today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt is back at our NEWLY scheduled release time of 8PM CST. We chat about cancer free diagnoses, how to say you don't want to hang out with your partner, and why we think that everyone should g...
Daddy's Got You ft. Comedian Or Mash
This week we’re joined by the hilarious Or Mash as seen onWild N' Out. We talk God (aka Daddy who knows all), her secret test to see if her friends are anti-Semitic, and the time she accidentally became a pirate. It’s unhinged, it’s sp...
Make Vaping American Again
On today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we try and solve the vaping crisis. If we can't do it, nobody can.
We're Starting a Cult
The rumors are true. We are starting a cult, get in on the ground floor now. This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we chat about our thoughts on the world at large, get absolutely giggly, and decide we want to be cult leaders.
Multiple Personality Super Powers with Danny Martinello
Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have a very funny friend, the hilarious, the very Canadian, Danny Martinello, join us as we discover every single personality he has... and they are AMAZING. Find Danny Martinello Here:
Put The Money in My Hands
On today's final episode of season 4, we chat about Jaime's first festival in Key West, how we feel about Katy Perry going to the moon, and...cure cancer. Thank you for having us.
A Gingerbread Man, A Hot Dragon, and Comedian Mike Eaton
Happpy Tuesday! Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, where we have the very funny Mike Eaton.We chat about his Kill Tony minute, what Shrek characters the ladies remind him of, and bond over laughter.Find Mike Here:...